“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it
i get really into shows that aired like 5+ years ago like “have y’all heard of this”
my fucking squire died so I’m stuck in this stupid armor
Twitter: what level of enshittification are you on?
Tumblr: I dunno, 4, maybe 5? We took away the ability to easily go directly to an individual post off the dashboard and we're still trying to Pivot to Streaming
Twitter: you are like little baby. watch this
Twitter: [BANS READING POSTS]
If the Animorphs had infinite ability to travel on Earth and to touch anything, what’s the coolest animal superpower they could’ve acquired?
There have to be loads of non-U.S. animals with interesting abilities, especially if the kids are not constrained by having to visit zoos.
Aside from all the cool stuff Humans have?
Uh… Electroreception. Like sharks. I was going to say echolocation but then I remembered humans actually do have that ability if we practice. But we suck at electroreception. So that’s what I’m going with. B, Electroreception, final answer.
They, uh, do acquire sharks, don’t they? Or is it just dolphins.
I wanna say sonic boom from pistol shrimp, but it’d be a bit situational given the size limit.
My favourite thing about the latest Twitter meltdown is all the artists reanimating their dead Tumblr accounts today and immediately being greeted with hundreds of notes because even a Tumblr account they literally have not posted to in 3–5 years has more active and engaged followers than the Twitter account that they've been updating daily.
Clicked on an article from the anthropology subreddit about loneliness and was immediately blasted into oblivion by this opening paragraph
I think in response to Twitter, Tumblr should make it so that you can't open any other apps on your phone until you've seen at least 600 posts for the day.
my poor masterpiece flopped when I linked it from my youtube the other week, so I’m putting it in the tumblr video player and giving it another shot. please look at my tf2 funnie
